things to call your best friend:
- fucking nerd
- piece of shit
- fuckin egg
- mayonnaise egg
- bitch salad
- meme loving fuck
life is a joke and i am not laughing
tbh the next time peter touches lydia with his hands i think allison should come tumbling through the open window in cute boots and a sundress and cut them the fuck off
You ever see a girl so cute that all you can think is:
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"
This is literally the stupidest comic I have ever made and I’m not even sorry
Inky paw prints presumably left by a curious kitty on a 15th century manuscript.
From National Geographic.
biggest plot twist in cinematic history
Abandoned 123 year old school
For sale: totally not haunted, we promise. Like we pinky swear. No wailing child ghosts. No endless walls of text about the coming of the end times appearing on chalk boards when you turn your back. No creepy singing. Totally cool.